Someday I’ll get you to notice me. No matter how insignificant I am.
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It's the end of the world as we know it.
When I have children, I’m going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I lived through that. Horrible you say? Close. Genius!
When's the ceremony?
You’re getting married at sixteen? Oh, please continue to tell me how you’re so in love with each other. #headdesk
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Now do your damn finagling.
The narwhal bacon’s at midnight.– Dwight D. Shrute
The Art of Tumbling -
I should probably use this now that I’ve created it, although I have no idea what I’m doing. “And I will travel to New Zealand and walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor!”